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Monthly Archives: September 2009

Seksmisja

September 24, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: The last two men against a female world. From Poland’s most popular and successful director comes this bawdy, sensational international blockbuster. Sex meets science fiction as two scientists awaken […]

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Meteor

September 24, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Brace Yourself For The Biggest Catastrophe The World Has Ever Seen! Outer space can hardly contain all the stars who round out the extraordinary cast in this spellbinding thriller […]

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Freezer Burn: The Invasion of Laxdale

September 22, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In the small town of Laxdale, former pro hockey player Bill Swanson and local waitress Gina Larson believe that some mysterious crop circles are connected to a group of […]

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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

September 22, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Don’t Panic Here’s the absolutely hysterical, wonderfully wild, cosmic adventure comedy The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Based on Douglas Adams’ worldwide best-selling novel, and starring an outrageous intergalactic […]

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Clerks II

September 20, 2009by The Thorn 7 Comments

Synopsis: Writer-director Kevin Smith returns to the scene of his cult comedy classic Clerks to pick up his nothing-is-sacred style of humor… and push it right over the edge! Ten […]

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Jersey Girl

September 20, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Hollywood favorites Ben Affleck (Daredevil, Paycheck, The Sum of All Fears and Liv Tyler (The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Armageddon) shine in this heartwarming all-star comedy about a […]

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Take the Money and Run

September 20, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Virgil Starkwell (Allen), having no talent for his beloved cello, turns to larceny as a career. Unfailingly optimistic, he is nevertheless a complete criminal failure – although his prison […]

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12 Monkeys

September 19, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Cole (Bruce Willis) is sent back in time to save the human race from a deadly virus that has forced mankind into dank underground communities in the future. Along […]

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Zelig

September 18, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Mr. Personality? Or Mr. Personality disorder? Find out in Woody Allen’s madcap mockumentary about an identity crisis of hilarious proportions! Thematically intricate, technically complex and filled with some of […]

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The Butterfly Effect

September 17, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Change One Thing. Change Everything. A young man struggling to get over disturbing memories from his childhood discovers that he is able to travel back in time and alter […]

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A Sound of Thunder

September 15, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: One Tiny Change…And The Future Is History. If you change something in the past, will it affect the present? “Yes!” says this eye-filling, time-travel thriller based on the classic […]

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Battlefield Earth

September 13, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Loaded with edge-of-your-seat action and extremely cool special effects, Battlefield Earth creates a totally new style of science fiction filmmaking. Earth: It is the year 3000. Man is an […]

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Sweet and Lowdown

September 13, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In the 1930’s, Emmet Ray ruled as the second greatest jazz guitarist in the world. But offstage, and particularly in regards to his relationships with women, he was the […]

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