The Consultant

The ConsultantThe Consultant is an enigma. One moment he’s there, the other he’s vanished into thin air. He has spent his life being mistaken for a famous Canadian politician’s son. This has made him very angry. Given his physical attributes and training, that is bad news. Interesting fact: He is behind you right now (Don’t look!).


His favourite films include: Apocalypse Now, Casualties of War, The Deer Hunter, Full Metal Jacket, Hearts and Minds, Johnny Got His Gun, M*A*S*H, The Matrix, Platoon, Saving Ryan’s Privates, and The Thirteenth Floor.

He likes: Being punny. Energy drinks. Playing computer/video games. Playing volleyball (he’s the net) (yes, he’s that big). Polishing army boots. Tearing apart old computer hardware with his teeth.

He dislikes: Not being bulletproof.

Favourite quote: “I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I’m very hungry!” – John Matrix, ‘Commando’

Blurbs The Consultant contributed to:

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr. No

For Your Eyes Only

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

The Spy Who Loved Me

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