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September 14, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Holly Rowe`s retiring, kissing her call girl life goodbye. She just has to get through her last night on the job. Shay Ryan`s a teenage runaway, broke and alone. […]

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Kyonyû doragon: Onsen zonbi vs sutorippâ 5

September 13, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Four exotic dancers unwittingly unleash an army of the undead, and now only they can save the world with their zombie-killing, kick-ass fighting moves. *********************************************************************** Kyonyû doragon: Onsen zonbi […]

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Film, Literature

Elles

September 12, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: The world’s oldest profession still has its secrets A provocative and raw exploration of female sexuality, director Malgoska Szumowska’s Elles paints an unromantic picture of upper-crust domesticity refracted through the vibrant […]

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Batman XXX: A Porn Parody – Non-Sex Version

September 9, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis:  When The Riddler kidnaps Bruce Wayne’s fiance’, Commissioner Gordon calls Batman and Robin to the rescue. But when Batman gets drugged and kidnapped as well, it’s up to Robin […]

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Film, Television

Fanny Hill (1983)

September 8, 2013by The Thorn 3 Comments

Synopsis: Fanny Hill (Lisa Raines), a young country girl, arrives in the big city and is unwittingly forced into prostitution. Throwing herself, body and soul, into her work, Fanny derives […]

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The Missionary

September 6, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Comedy legend Michael Palin (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) heads an all-star cast in this irresistible British comedy treat! In the early 20th Century, devout Reverend Charles Fortesque returns to […]

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Gam gai

September 4, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: The Golden Chicken is a riotous and raunchy exploration of one woman’s wacky life of prostitution, spanning over 20 years in Hong Kong. Our heroine is Kum, unattractive but […]

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Mad Mission 4: You Never Die Twice

September 3, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Visionary Hong Kong action director Ringo Lam brings a darker edge to this fourth Mad Mission film as master thief Sam is entrusted with an experimental prism that creates […]

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Wat zien ik

September 2, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: An Outrageous Look Inside The World Of Prostitution Welcome to Amsterdam’s notorious Red Light district, a wide-open sin zone of pimps, prostitutes and the kinky customers who keep them […]

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Film, Literature

Air: Le voyage dans la lune

September 1, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Le Voyage Dans La Lune (A Trip To The Moon) is a classic silent film by revered French director Georges M‚liŠs. Released in 1902, this legendary 16-minute film is […]

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The Happy Hooker Goes to Hollywood

August 31, 2013by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Based on the best-selling book which had sold millions of copies by the time the film was made, The Happy Hooker tells the funny and feisty tale of Xaviera […]

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Film, Literature

Moonraker

August 30, 2013by The Thorn 1 Comment

Synopsis: James Bond blasts into orbit in this pulse-pounding adventure that takes him from Venice to Rio De Janeiro and to Outer Space! Roger Moore stars for the fourth time […]

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Film, Literature

The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington

August 29, 2013by The Thorn 1 Comment

Synopsis: Based on the best-selling book which had sold millions of copies by the time the film was made, The Happy Hooker tells the funny and feisty tale of Xaviera […]

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