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Monthly Archives: December 2015

New Year’s Evil

December 31, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A Different Kind Of New Year’s Resolution Diane “Blaze” Sullivan, the host of a nationally televised punk-rock show on New Year’s Eve, is receiving calls from a mysterious killer […]

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Silent Night

December 31, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: He knows who’s been naughty In 1984, the slasher classic Silent Night, Deadly Night stunned audiences, was banned across America, and remains the most notorious Christmas movie in history. […]

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To All a Goodnight

December 30, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Santa Claus is stirring, and he s not bringing gifts. Five young female boarders at the Calvin Finishing School […]

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker

December 30, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A young boy sees his father killed by a toy that was anonymously delivered to his house. After that, he is too traumatized to speak, and his mother must […]

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Black Christmas (2006)

December 29, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: The horror classic Black Christmas, which spawned a wave of hit slasher films, is re-imagined for a new generation of fans in this terrifying remake. A group of sorority […]

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation

December 28, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A female reporter investigates the death of a woman who, on fire, leapt off of a building to her death. Her investigation leads her to discover the existence of […]

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Silent Night, Bloody Night

December 27, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Maniacs have taken over the asylum and they want bloody revenge for crimes committed in the dark and distant past in this brutal small-town tale of terror. An unknown […]

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Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!

December 26, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Ricky Caldwell, the notorious ‘Killer Santa Claus,’ awakens from a six year coma after being kept alive on life-support by a slightly crazed doctor experimenting with ESP and other […]

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Black Christmas (1974)

December 25, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, a creature was stirring… If this picture doesn’t make your skin crawl…it’s on too tight! Black Christmas is a […]

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Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever

December 25, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In this feline sensation’s first movie, Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever, lonely Grumpy Cat (voiced by Aubrey Plaza) lives in a mall pet shop where she never gets chosen […]

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

December 24, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2, Billy’s younger brother Ricky (Eric Freeman) follows in the family tradition of Christmas carnage. Psycho Santa is back…to deck the halls with […]

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RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

December 24, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Many have forgotten (or choose to forget) the Santa/Martian wars of 1964: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians bravely attempts to set the record straight. Martian parents Kimar and Momar […]

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Don’t Open Till Christmas

December 23, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring… they were all dead! Don’t Open Till Christmas is a thrilling and bizarre murder […]

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