Silent Night, Bloody Night
Synopsis: Maniacs have taken over the asylum and they want bloody revenge for crimes committed in the dark and distant past in this brutal small-town tale of terror. An unknown […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!
Synopsis: Ricky Caldwell, the notorious ‘Killer Santa Claus,’ awakens from a six year coma after being kept alive on life-support by a slightly crazed doctor experimenting with ESP and other […]
Black Christmas (1974)
Synopsis: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, a creature was stirring… If this picture doesn’t make your skin crawl…it’s on too tight! Black Christmas is a […]
Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever
Synopsis: In this feline sensation’s first movie, Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever, lonely Grumpy Cat (voiced by Aubrey Plaza) lives in a mall pet shop where she never gets chosen […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
Synopsis: In Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2, Billy’s younger brother Ricky (Eric Freeman) follows in the family tradition of Christmas carnage. Psycho Santa is back…to deck the halls with […]
RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Synopsis: Many have forgotten (or choose to forget) the Santa/Martian wars of 1964: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians bravely attempts to set the record straight. Martian parents Kimar and Momar […]
Don’t Open Till Christmas
Synopsis: T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring… they were all dead! Don’t Open Till Christmas is a thrilling and bizarre murder […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Synopsis: Traumatized by his parents’ Christmas Eve rape and murder, little Billy Chapman is brutalized by sadistic orphanage nuns. When a grown-up Billy is forced to dress as jolly St. […]
You Better Watch Out
Synopsis: BETTER WATCH OUT… BETTER NOT CRY… OR YOU MAY DIE! When little Harry sees his Dad in a Santa Claus outfit, groping his mother one Christmas Eve, life changes […]
The Force Awakens
Synopsis: Thirty years after Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) is missing. A Resistance pilot (Oscar Isaac) is given a map to find Luke, and before he’s captured […]
Jedi Junkies
Synopsis: JEDI JUNKIES is a one-of-a-kind feature film about the world s most dedicated Star Wars fans. From lightsaber-wielding martial artists to a filmmaker who built the world s only […]
Phineas and Ferb Star Wars
Synopsis: A couple of summers ago in a galaxy far, far away, Phineas and Ferb are happily basking in the glow of Tatooine’s twin suns — until plans for the […]
Lego Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out
Synopsis: Your favorite characters are back to save the galaxy in LEGO Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out. The heroes of the Rebel Alliance including heroic Luke Skywalker, swaggering Han […]
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