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Monthly Archives: February 2016

Sex (Ed): The Movie

February 29, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: How did you first learn about sex? Maybe it was a book with colorful illustrations, a talk with Mom or Dad, a corny classroom film, or just a random […]

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Page by Paige

February 28, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Summary: Paige Turner has just moved to New York with her family, and she’s having some trouble adjusting to the big city. In the pages of her sketchbook, she tries […]

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Literature

Los cronocrímenes

February 27, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A man being pursued by a murderer stumbles into a mysterious lab and accidentally travels back in time. A naked girl in the midst of the forest. A cloaked […]

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Garujigi

February 26, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Garujigi is a raunchy American Pie-esque sex comedy done in feudal Korea! Constantly ridiculed by women in his village, Byun one day discovers the mystical power of never-ending erection […]

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Film

Johnny Dangerously

February 25, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Organized crime has never been this disorganized! In Amy Heckerling’s hilarious send-up of 1930s gangster films, Michael Keaton stars as Johnny Dangerously, a devoted son who turns to a […]

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Film

Eros

February 24, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Three visionary directors. One erotic journey. Eros is love touched by brilliance, three movie explorations of eroticism and desire from three of the world’s most outstanding directors. A tailor […]

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Film, Literature

Howard the Duck

February 23, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: From executive producer George Lucas and the pages of Marvel Comics comes this unbelievably funny comedy about a fast-talking, cigar-chomping, beer-loving duck from a parallel universe who crashes to […]

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Film, Literature, Music

The Oral Generation

February 22, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: We invite you to enjoy a genuine Times Square cinema program, circa 1970! First a sultry preview of coming attractions, then four sex soaked shorts unfold in skin realism […]

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Film

Tasting Her

February 21, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Summary: The primal sense of taking in the essence, taste, smell, and sexy up-closeness of a lover is a powerful aphrodisiac that affects one physically, mentally, and emotionally. Once this […]

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Literature

Primer

February 20, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: What happens if it actually works? Everything you think you know about modern science is about to unravel. While conducting experiments in a garage, two brilliant engineers who lead […]

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Film

Le Libertin

February 19, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: France, late 18th Century. The State and the Church have forbidden the publication of Diderot’s encyclopaedia. As he struggles with the “Morality” chapter of the illicit book, Diderot juggles […]

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Bloodsucka Jones

February 18, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Bloodsucka Jones and his sexy sidekick Vanessa help an average guy who’s girlfriend is a vampire fight an army of cocky, stuck up pop-collared vampires in this incredible horror […]

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Al di là delle nuvole

February 17, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Legendary directors Michelangelo Antonioni (L’avventura) and Wim Wenders (Wings Of Desire) teamed up to create this modern masterpiece, “Beyond The Clouds”. Told from the dreamlike perspective of a wandering […]

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