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Monthly Archives: December 2015

Silent Night, Deadly Night

December 22, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Traumatized by his parents’ Christmas Eve rape and murder, little Billy Chapman is brutalized by sadistic orphanage nuns. When a grown-up Billy is forced to dress as jolly St. […]

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You Better Watch Out

December 21, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: BETTER WATCH OUT… BETTER NOT CRY… OR YOU MAY DIE! When little Harry sees his Dad in a Santa Claus outfit, groping his mother one Christmas Eve, life changes […]

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The Force Awakens

December 21, 2015by The Thorn 5 Comments

Synopsis: Thirty years after Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) is missing. A Resistance pilot (Oscar Isaac) is given a map to find Luke, and before he’s captured […]

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Jedi Junkies

December 20, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: JEDI JUNKIES is a one-of-a-kind feature film about the world s most dedicated Star Wars fans. From lightsaber-wielding martial artists to a filmmaker who built the world s only […]

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Phineas and Ferb Star Wars

December 20, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A couple of summers ago in a galaxy far, far away, Phineas and Ferb are happily basking in the glow of Tatooine’s twin suns — until plans for the […]

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Lego Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out

December 19, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Your favorite characters are back to save the galaxy in LEGO Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out. The heroes of the Rebel Alliance including heroic Luke Skywalker, swaggering Han […]

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Star Wars Infinities: Return of the Jedi

December 19, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Summary: When the plan to rescue Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt falls apart, Princess Leia, Lando Calrissian, and Chewbacca embark on another rescue mission that puts them into direct […]

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Family Guy: It’s a Trap!

December 18, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Once again, the Family Guy alliance travels far, far beyond the boundaries of good taste to bring you an outrageous intergalactic journey. Join them for one last outer space […]

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Return of the Jedi

December 18, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In the spectacular final chapter of the Star Wars saga, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia must travel to Tatooine to free Han Solo by infiltrating the wretched stronghold of […]

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Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

December 17, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In the Battle For Endor, an army of Marauders, led by King Terak and the witch Charal, attack the Ewok village. Cindel and Wicket escape into the forest, where […]

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The Ewok Adventure

December 17, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In Caravan Of Courage the Towani family are separated when their shuttlecraft crashes on Endor. While the parents are soon captured by the giant known as Gorax, Mace and […]

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Star Wars Infinities: The Empire Strikes Back

December 17, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Summary: Take the events and characters from one of the classic Star Wars films, throw in one happenstance, mishap, or technical glitch beyond the characters’ control, and watch how that […]

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Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Dark Side

December 16, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Holy ship! The Family Guy empire strikes back with another hilarious parody of your favorite sci-fi saga! May the laughs be with you as (Chris) Skywalker joins forces with […]

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