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Monthly Archives: December 2015

The Empire Strikes Back

December 16, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: It is a dark time for the Rebellion. After a devastating attack on their ice base on the frozen planet of Hoth, the Rebels are scattered by Imperial pursuit. […]

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Star Ballz

December 15, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A princess is captured by Lord Limpbiscuit after sending out a distress message in a robot called Pifuckyu.  Two horny adventurers, Wank Solo and Chew Howie, get the message […]

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Star Wars Infinities: A New Hope

December 15, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Summary: The first title in a series of non-continuity Star Wars stories shows what happens when Luke Skywalker and the rebels fire on the Death Star and miss their mark. […]

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Family Guy: Blue Harvest

December 14, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: The laughs come full “Force” when the Griffin clan puts a freakin’ sweet spin on the greatest sci-fi saga ever told! With Peter playing the swashbuckling Han Solo, Lois […]

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Star Wars

December 14, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… The Jedi Knights have been exterminated and the Empire rules the galaxy with an iron fist. A small group […]

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R2-D2: Beneath the Dome

December 13, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A collection of short mockumentaries detailing R2-D2’s “career”, from his English upbringing to his daring bungee jump.   *********************************************************************** R2-D2: Beneath the Dome 8.0 eyelights: its irreverence. the celebrity […]

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Lego Star Wars: The New Yoda Chronicles

December 12, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: After headstrong Luke nearly delivers the good guys into Palpatine’s clutches, Master Yoda and the ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi unearth the Holocrons – last remnants of the secrets of […]

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Film, Television

Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles

December 12, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In Episode 1 – The Phantom Clone, the action-packed adventure begins when Darth Sidious unveils his plan to create a new super-weapon – an enhanced Sith clone named Jek-14 […]

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Revenge of the Sith

December 11, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Torn between loyalty to his mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and the seductive powers of the Sith, Anakin Skywalker ultimately turns his back on the Jedi, thus completing his journey to […]

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Star Wars: Clone Wars, vol. 2

December 10, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: As seen on Cartoon Network, Star Wars: Clone Wars Volume Two concludes the epic adventures that bridge the story between Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones and […]

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Star Wars: Clone Wars, vol. 1

December 10, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Star Wars: Clone Wars Volume One reveals the epic adventures that bridge the story arc between Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones and Star Wars: Episode III […]

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Attack of the Clones

December 9, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Anakin Skywalker has grown into an accomplished Jedi apprentice, and he faces his most difficult challenge yet as he must choose between his Jedi duty and forbidden love. *********************************************************************** […]

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Star Wait

December 8, 2015by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: They Waited in Line Six Weeks… to See a Movie Every time a new Star Wars movie comes out, they start lining up. Hundreds of devoted Star Wars fans […]

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