The Campaign
Synopsis: America. Liberty. Freedom. Candidates Cam Brady (Will Ferrell) and Marty Huggins (Zach Galifianakis) care about none of these as they race for the North Carolina congressional seat. When four-term […]
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Linda Lovelace for President
Synopsis: A satirical film about Linda’s fictional grass roots campaign to run for president. Touring the country with a rag-tag team of strange and wacky people, hilarity ensues at every […]
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
Synopsis: When a platoon of Korean War G.I.s is captured, they somehow end up at a ladies’ garden club party. Or do they? Major Bennett Marco (Frank Sinatra) can’t remember. […]
Right State
Summary: Just in time for the fall presidential election, Mat Johnson, acclaimed writer of INCOGNEGRO, delivers a race-against-time political thriller about a militia group that’s plotting to assassinate the second […]
The Sculptor
Summary: David Smith is giving his life for his art―literally. Thanks to a deal with Death, the young sculptor gets his childhood wish: to sculpt anything he can imagine with […]
OSS 117: Rio ne répond plus
Summary: When outrageously chauvinistic French secret agent OSS 117 (Jean Dujardin) journeys to Cold War-era Rio de Janeiro to recover a top-secret microfilm, gorgeous Israeli Nazi-hunter Dolorès Koulechov (Louise Monot) […]
American Pie
Synopsis: There’s something about your first piece. You’ll never look at warm apple pie the same way again. American Pie takes a hysterical look at four high school friends who […]
Suburban Gothic
Synopsis: Raymond has a prestigious MBA, but he can’t find work. He can channel the paranormal, but chatting with a cute girl mystifies him. Kicked out of his big city […]
Lady Chatterley’s Lover (1981)
Synopsis: The Classic of Erotic Literature Sylvia Kristel (Emmanuelle) is “beautiful” (The New York Times) as the lonely young wife of a wealthy aristocrat in this scintillating tale of love, […]
The Rocketeer vs Hollywood Terror
Summary: Missing scientists! Plucky girl reporters! Betty and Cliff on the rocks! The mysterious Church of Cosmicism! And who is the sinister Otto Rune? Pulp thrills the way you like […]
The Blair Witch Project
Synopsis: In October 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary… A year later their footage was found. Now prepare for a motion […]
Witchcraft Through the Ages
Synopsis: 1968 abbreviated version of the original 1922 film, with a run time of 77 minutes as opposed to the original’s 104 minutes. This version featured an eclectic jazz score […]
Nailbiter, vol. 3
Summary: “Where do serial killers come from?” and why has Buckaroo, Oregon given birth to sixteen of the most vile serial killers in the world? NSA Agent Nicholas Finch needs […]
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