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Monthly Archives: March 2017

The Beach Girls

March 31, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Look who just invaded Uncle Carl’s Beach House A coming-of-age story about a bookish young woman who changes during her summer vacation from a bespectacled bookworm to a femme […]

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The Premature Burial

March 30, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Talk about a tortured artist! Oscar® winner Ray Milland is Guy, a medical student and painter whose obsessive fear of being buried alive compels him to build himself a […]

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Film, Literature

Lucía y el sexo

March 29, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: From acclaimed Spanish director, Julio Medem (Lovers of the Arctic Circle), comes one of the sexiest and most provocative films of the year. Sex and Lucia is an intensely […]

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Film

Judge Dredd vs. Aliens: Incubus

March 28, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Summary: The ultimate lawman – stern, uncompromising, and deadly – Judge Dredd has brought countless perps, mutants and monsters to justice. The ultimate killing machines, the Aliens destroy all who […]

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Literature

Bound

March 27, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In their world, you can’t buy freedom. But you can steal it. A mobster, his mistress and a tough female ex-con are caught in a dangerous plot with over […]

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Film

Death

March 26, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Summary: From the pages of Newbery Medal winner Neil Gaiman’s THE SANDMAN comes fan-favorite character Death in a collection of her solo adventures! Plus, Death’s first appearance from the SANDMAN […]

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Literature

The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

March 25, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Everything Is Under Control Academy Award® winners Denzel Washington and Meryl Streep, along with Golden Globe and Emmy nominee Liev Schreiber, mesmerize a whole new generation of audiences in […]

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Film, Literature

Hardbodies 2

March 24, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Sorrells Pickard and Roberta Collins take their adventures overseas in this sequel about a crew of bonehead American filmmakers in the steamy Greek Isles where topless hotties speak the […]

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The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

March 23, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Betrayal Cuts Both Ways! Happily-ever-after goes under the knife in this “eerie [and] excellent” (The Hollywood Reporter) saga of murder, madness and forbidden desire. Starring Hollywood horror great Vincent […]

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Film, Literature

No mires para abajo

March 22, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Tantalizing and sexy, cult director Eliseo Subiela’s (Man Facing Southeast) latest film explores the possibilities of sexual imagination and awakenings. This thoughtful film delves into mysticism and spirituality. When […]

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The Visitor

March 21, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In this unforgettable assault on reality, legendary Hollywood director/actor John Huston (The Maltese Falcon; Treasure of the Sierra Madre) stars as an intergalactic warrior who joins a cosmic Christ […]

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Film

Walk All Over Me

March 20, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Love Latex Larceny A dangerously deviant ride that will leave you begging for more! Latex and larceny meet in this sexy thriller about Alberta (Leelee Sobieski, Eyes Wide Shut), […]

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Film

Road Rage

March 19, 2017by The Thorn Leave a comment

Summary: Acclaimed novelist/Eisner-winning graphic novelist Joe Hill collaborated with his father, Stephen King, in Throttle, for the first time on a tale that paid tribute to Richard Matheson’s classic tale, […]

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