Synopsis: After their bass player becomes a vampire, down and out rock band, The Winners are launched into spotlight. Stalked by creepy producers, wild groupies and the legendary vampire hunter Eddie Van Helsing, The Winners soon find fame to be a fate worse than death.
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Suck 6.0

I have a hard time imagining that a low-budget Canadian film had enough movie to enlist music icons Alice Cooper, Alex Lifeson, Moby, Iggy Pop and Henry Rollins, but couldn’t put ANY money into making the film look half-decent.

But worse than this, the writing is simply not very good. And that doesn’t cost money to fix.

So I’m thankful that they DID draw those music icons to the picture, ’cause those were the highlights for me. I’m not sure I’d recommend it to many other people.