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Casual Sex?

April 8, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Who says having sex isn’t a laughing matter? Certainly not the ready-for-anything Stacy (Lea Thompson) or her somewhat repressed friend Melissa (Victoria Jackson). Determined to develop a meaningful relationship […]

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Point Blank

April 7, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: They double-crossed Walker, took his $93,000 cut of the heist and left him for dead, but they didn’t finish the job. Big mistake. He – someday, somehow – is […]

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Die Jungfrauen Maschine

April 6, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A young, naive journalist in Hamburg decides to research and write about the biological impulses behind “romantic” love. When her attempts are fruitless, she decides to try her luck […]

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Sale temps pour les mouches

April 5, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: San Antonio is a suave French police inspector who pretends to turn criminal in order to infiltrate a gang lead by Eastern block scientists. Highlights include two parachuting enemies […]

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Sesso in confessionale

April 4, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Father Forgive For I Have Sinned How do Catholics enjoy sex when the always glowing threat of sin is bestowed upon them by God’s rightful sword? Well, for starters […]

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BASEketball

April 3, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: It’s Not Just A Game, It’s A Freakin’ Party! From the director of Naked Gun comes a side-splitting comedy of professional sports. Starring Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South […]

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Real Men

April 2, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: The fate of the world is in their hands. God help us all. James Belushi (K-9: P.I.Joe Somebody) and John Ritter (“Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter”) […]

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Un été à La Goulette

April 1, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: A Summer In La Goulette is an “enchanting, insanely erotic comedy” (Eye Weekly) shot on the sun-dappled seaside of Tunisia by director Ferid Boughedir (Halfouine). Three teenage girlfriends live […]

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Isabel

March 31, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: This moody Canadian thriller follows the beautiful Isabel (Geneviève Bujold) as she leaves Montreal and returns to the coastal Quebec farm where she grew up. Discovering that her mother […]

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Go Fish

March 30, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Feisty, beautiful Max (Turner) is an outgoing young woman looking for romance. Tired of hearing her whine about the missing “X” Factor in her life, Max’s roommate sets her […]

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Pas de roses pour OSS 117

March 29, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In Rome, OSS 117 is instructed to dismantle an international assassins guild. He assumes the identity of William Chandler, an extremely dangerous individual, in order to infiltrate the organisation, […]

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Architecture and Design of Man and Woman

March 28, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: In Architecture & Design Of Man And Woman, watch as each sex is pushed to physical extremes to demonstrate the impact on performance. These Anatomy Of A Man and […]

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The Surrender

March 27, 2016by The Thorn Leave a comment

Summary: Few women do it and even fewer will admit to it. But in Toni Bentley’s daring and intimate memoir, The Surrender, she pulls the sheets back on an erotic […]

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