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The Incredible Hulk Returns

August 17, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: The Incredible Hulk is back…But is he any match for the Mighty Thor? It’s been two years since his last transformation, and Dr. David Banner (Bill Bixby) has developed […]

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Dogma

August 16, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Faith Is A Funny Thing. In this hilarious comic fantasy from writer/director Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy), two banished angels (Ben Affleck and Matt Damon) find a loophole that […]

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Chasing Amy

August 16, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Chasing Amy is the third installment in the “New Jersey Trilogy” from award-winning writer/director Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma). Cult comic-book artist Holden (Ben Affleck) falls in love with […]

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Push

August 15, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Hang on tight as a gang of super-powered paranormal operatives takes you on a white-knuckle thrill ride. The excitement starts when a future-seeing Watcher (Dakota Fanning) convinces a telekinetic […]

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Next Avengers : Heroes of Tomorrow

August 15, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: The Children Of Heroes Past Are Our Only Hope For The Future! Whenever the forces of evil threatened mankind, Earth’s mightiest heroes, the Avengers, were there to stop them […]

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The Specials

August 14, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: For years, The Specials have been the also-rans of superheroes, getting whatever missions the better groups are too busy to take. As the 6th or 7th best superhero team […]

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Art School Confidential

August 12, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: From the director of Ghost World and Bad Santa, Art School Confidential follows talented young artist Jerome Platz (Max Minghella) as he escapes from high school to a tiny […]

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Napoleon Dynamite

August 11, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Like, your wildest dreams just came true – Napoleon Dynamite on Blu-ray! Jon Heder stars as Idaho’s biggest nerd, and thanks to his special skills and new friends Pedro […]

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School For Scoundrels

August 10, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Somebody’s Gonna Get Schooled! Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) and Billy Bob Thornton (Bad Santa) face off in this “devilishly funny comedy” (Jeffrey Lyons, NBC’s Reel Talk) by writer/director Todd […]

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Mallrats

August 10, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: They’re not there to shop. They’re not there to work. They’re just there. From Kevin Smith, the acclaimed director of CLERKS, comes this outrageous story of two loafers. Jeremy […]

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Legend: US Theatrical edition

August 9, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: Tom Cruise stars in this visually-stunning fantasy adventure in which pure good and evil battle to the death amidst spectacular surroundings. Set in a timeless mythical forest inhabited by […]

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Afro Samurai : Resurrection

August 8, 2009by The Thorn Leave a comment

Synopsis: One Brother, One Path. One Thousand Deaths. Afro Samurai (Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson) avenged his father and found a life of peace. But the legendary master is […]

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Legend : The Director’s Cut

August 8, 2009by The Thorn 6 Comments

Synopsis: Legend, from director Ridley Scott (Blade Runner, Gladiator), is a visually stunning fantasy-adventure in which pure good and evil battle to the death amidst spectacular surroundings. Set in a […]

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