Le Schtroumpfissime


Le Schtroumpfissime, by Peyo and Delporte 8.0

This second Smurfs book jumps over more than half a dozen episodes to offer the 11th and 12th Smurfs tales. Why this giant leap? Who knows. Perhaps it was a marketing decision, seeing as they were the most recent adventures. That would make sense, I suppose; strike when the iron’s hot.

But why would they publish them back-@$$wards, with number 12 first followed by number 11? Peculiar. Was it so that they could name the album after the better of the two tales? That would also make sense. But it’s confusing as all get out for those who want to read them in their natural order. confused

On that note, here are my thoughts on the shorts in this book:

1. Le Schtroumpfissime (Smurfs episode #12)
I thoroughly enjoyed this more elaborate story because of all the political stuff involved. It was fun to watch the way politics affected the Smurfs, both in positive and negative ways – it echoed a lot of what we’ve seen around the world throughout time, but simplified for children. It was neat to see how naïve the Smurfs can be because they’re pure at heart, but also how the flip side is that they are influenceable. And yet, ultimately, they remain true to their nature. happy0021 Free Emoticons   Happy

2. Schtroumpfonie en ut (Smurfs episode #11)
This is a fluff piece, but an enjoyable one, about a Smurf who wants to be part of the big symphony that Papa Smurf is conducting, but can’t because he plays out of tune no matter what he does. His desire to be included leads him to Gargamel, who immediately tricks him into unknowingly betraying the village. As one can imagine, this Smurf will find a way to redeem himself in the face of utter disaster. happy0024 Free Emoticons   Happy

Anchored by the strength of the first piece, and floating by pleasantly on the gentle waves of the second story, this book makes for an excellent read. By this point, the Smurfs are very much as we’ve come to know them, so even though we skip a number of episodes it reads well. And it actually holds up many years later, and at an age when one should stop enjoying “funny books”. It’s good fun for young and old. happy0027 Free Emoticons   Happy

The Enforcer


Synopsis: When detective Harry Callahan stops a liquor store hostage standoff in his own no-nonsense way, he gets busted back to personnel. But not for long. When terrorists rob an arms warehouse and go on a blood-soaked extortion spree, San Francisco’s leaders quickly seek out Callahan: The Enforcer.

Clint Eastwood takes dead aim again in this third of his five Dirty Harry films. Presaging her four-time Emmy-winning stint as half of TV’s Cagney and Lacey, Tyne Daly co-stars as Harry’s new partner, who has two jobs: nailing the terrorists – and winning hard-boiled Harry’s confidence. Stoked with brisk humor and hard-hitting mayhem The Enforcer carves another winning notch in the handle of Harry’s .44 magnum.
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The Enforcer 8.0

‘The Enforcer’ is the second sequel in the ‘Dirty Harry’ series. To this day, it remains a big favourite of mine, not only in the franchise but as a stand-alone action film. I can’t say that I’m a big action movie fan; I frequently find them too moronic and overblown to be enjoyable. But when they’re good, they’re great – and ‘The Enforcer’, in my estimation, is one of the greatest. happy0021 Free Emoticons   Happy

Inspector Harry Callahan: “She wants to play lumberjack, she’s going to have to learn to handle her end of the log.”

One of the key reasons why I love this film is because of its feminist edge. Callahan may think that women aren’t up to the task of law enforcement, but he quickly recognizes his new partner’s skill and is impressed with her – which is completely in character, seeing as he only cares about competence. He just hadn’t seen proof of a woman’s ability yet. But, the moment that he does, he doesn’t even think twice about working with her.

Harry Callahan (heading into the Coroner’s office): “Tell me, ever been to one of these before?”
Kate Moore: “No.”
Harry Callahan: “In that case, I’d like to suggest that you sit out here.”
Kate Moore: “Please don’t concern yourself, Inspector.”

I truly love the dynamic between Eastwood and Tyne Daly: she’s the rookie cop who has never made one single arrest, has never worked the grittier side of police work and, thus, constantly has to prove herself to a seasoned lawman all the while struggling with a dramatic learning curve. In the form of Daly, we get an extremely capable character who is eager to learn, challenge and prove herself, and has the resilience to take the blows that come along the way. She doesn’t balk at any challenge. love0010 Free Emoticons   Love

So, not only does she make for an excellent match for Harry Callahan, but she is also an admirable character to boot. And the movie breezes by on the calibre of the performance sustaining this role.

As is typical of the ‘Dirty Harry’ films, they are heavily influenced by the socio-political climate of the time. Whereas the first one discussed racism, victims’ rights and the legal entanglements that limit police work, the second one discusses bigotry further and drew a line in the sand as to what is acceptable in the quest for “justice”. ‘The Enforcer’, meanwhile, tackles home-grown terrorism (ex: The Weather Underground and The Black Panthers) and the women’s movement – which were both topical in the mid-’70s.

On the one hand, the film justifies the advancement of women in areas once closed to them, and on the other, it discusses the extremes that some people take to supposedly fight societal oppression, suggesting that the causes are sometimes used as empty cover for illegal activities. While this may seem cynical, it does two things in the process: it provides “Dirty” Harry with targets that match his forceful approach to law enforcement and it humanizes him. happy0027 Free Emoticons   Happy

Mustapha: “Callahan, you’re on the wrong side.”
Harry Callahan: “How do you figure that?”
Mustapha: “You go out and put your ass on the line for a bunch of dudes who’d no sooner let you in the front door than they would me.”
Harry Callahan: “I’m not doin’ it for them.”
Mustapha: “Who then?”
Harry Callahan: “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.”

One of the key questions that had been plaguing “Dirty” Harry from the onset was whether or not he was prejudiced. In ‘The Enforcer’, we discover Callahan at home with African-Americans as much as with anyone else. He can relate to anyone that he respects in some capacity. This would be explored further in the next film, ‘Sudden Impact’, when we discover that one of his close friends is black, further solidifying Callahan’s reputation for disliking everyone equally – that his contempt is solely rooted ideology. winking0002 Free Emoticons   Winking

And that obviously extends to his supervisors, when he’s stuck with self-important pencil-pushers who are more interested in furthering their own careers than in actually doing what’s right. As a rebellious youth at heart, I adore seeing Callahan consistently challenging authority even as he tries to uphold the law. He has no time for bureaucracy, politics and incompetence; he just wants to do his job, and he won’t let anyone roadblock his efforts for political reasons:

Capt McKay: “All right, Callahan, button your lip, that’s an order!”
Harry Callahan: “Captain, if you want to jerk all these people off, you can, but don’t do it with me.”
Capt McKay: “That’s it, Callahan! You just got yourself a 60-day suspension!”
Harry Callahan: “Make it 90!”
Capt McKay: “180! Give me your star.”
(Harry pulls out his badge and angrily hands it to Capt. McKay)
Harry Callahan: “Here’s a 7-point suppository, Captain!”
Capt McKay: “WHAT did you say?”
Harry Callahan: “I said STICK IT IN YOUR ASS!”

While I get a kick out the “7-point suppository” line, I have to admit that, for the most part, the one-liners in this picture aren’t as sharp as they were in the first two. They’re not at all terrible, but the script could have been improved some. On the flip-side, ‘The Enforcer’ introduced amusing catchwords in the Dirty Harry lexicon, with “marvellous” being the recurring term that Harry uses in this film to express his disgust. In ‘Sudden Impact’, it would be replaced by “swell”, and in ‘The Dead Pool’ a combination of the two would be used.

Still, one gets the sense that there’s a lack of imagination and/or effort at work here. For instance, some scenes are taken right out of conventional action film blueprints (which is another way of saying that they don’t make sense winking0002 Free Emoticons   Winking), such as: Wanda wearing a veil and carrying a machine gun in a Church (conveniently in wait for Callahan), or the lengthy rooftop chase with Callahan and a suspect (when he could have pulled out his gun like usually does), or the fact that that same suspect was actually waiting on the street corner after committing a crime, …etc. mad0071 Free Emoticons   Anger

As well, the score doesn’t have as much of a personality as the previous ones did; Lalo Schiffrin’s compositions actually helped define ‘Dirty Harry’ and ‘Magnum Force’. Unfortunately, as accomplished as he was, Jerry Fielding only provided a standard ’70s action film accompaniment to ‘The Enforcer’. That is not to say that it is not good, or enjoyable, it’s just that it doesn’t distinguish itself in any way and, obviously, pales in comparison to the first two. Schiffrin’s fresh and innovative approach is sorely missed. sad0038 Free Sad Emoticons

The film was also manned by a novice director, James Fargo. While he had much experience working on Clint Eastwood films and had the latter’s blessing, there are some editing issues along the way that could -and should- have been prevented. These were not major problems, more along the lines of different takes pasted together, that sort of thing, but it’s enough so that the film loses its edge a bit. And yet it’s a short film, relatively-speaking. But the issue isn’t length, it’s in the fractions of seconds that needed trimming. indifferent0004 Free Emoticons   Indifferent

All in all, however, ‘The Enforcer’ stands up quite well even 35 years later. It’s a product of its time, certainly, but very few ’70s action films maintain their potency like this one does. A lot of it is due to its feminist edge, because it delivers its message without an ounce of preachiness. But it would all be for naught if not for Tyne Daly’s intensity and the determination that she imbued her character with. love0010 Free Emoticons   Love

As smouldering as “Dirty” Harry is in the form of Clint Eastwood, the film would have lacked balls if not for his female sidekick. And, in that respect, ‘The Enforcer’ showcases the purest example of the balance between the male and female of the species: both have their respective strengths, as well as shared ones, but they are made stronger by virtue of the existence of other. For a picture with a feminist theme, this factor is quite fitting. happy0021 Free Emoticons   Happy

And, for that reason alone, ‘The Enforcer’ is worth seeing; whether it was actually conceived as a feminist statement, whether this is accidental or not, it turns out that it’s an action film with more substance than its peers. happy0024 Free Emoticons   Happy

Les Schtroumpfs noirs


Les Schtroumpfs noirs, by Peyo 7.75

Whoah… it’s been sooooooooooo long since I’ve read this book. Perhaps as long as 30 years, even. I’m surprised by how well it holds up. After the Johan et Pirlouit books (which feature the Smurfs episodes #1 and 2) and the detestable Smurfs film, I was starting to think that maybe the Smurfs were mostly enjoyed by kids – that I had outgrown them.

I’m pleased to report that this is not so. happy0021 Free Emoticons   Happy

The early books are composed of short stories that were once published in Spirou magazine quite a few years prior. What is strange is that these anthologies don’t offer the shorts sequentially; for reasons unknown (to me, at least, despite researching it) they were released out of order. confused

I only realized this as I was reading the second story, Le Schtroumpf volant’, which referred to the third story, ‘Le voleur de Schrtroumpfs’. I immediately wondered what that was about and went scouring online, finding out that the first half-dozen books are a real mish-mash of shorts.

Thus, if one were to read the stories as the books published them, characters develop in erratic ways and the village dynamics change substantially. It’s strange that the publisher and/or author would make this decision, but it’s good to know from the onset.

I decided to try to read the stories in the order in which they were published. Thus, I have read the first 5 volumes – starting with this one. I will comment on each story individually, while rating the books as a whole:

1. Les Schtroumpfs noirs (Smurfs episode #3)
A classic story, and the first solo one by the Smurfs. In this one, the Smurfs are transformed one-by-one into demented, aggressive black Smurfs – only Papa Smurf can save the day. happy0021 Free Emoticons   Happy Amazingly, this wasn’t published until recently in the United States because of the whole racial concern of having black characters as the bad guy (in fact, for this reason, they were made purple for the US version).

2. Le Schtroumpf volant (Smurfs episode #10)
A fluff piece, but it’s amusing enough. Basically, what we’re seeing are one-page gags about a Smurf who tries every trick in the book in order to fulfill his dream of flying – much to the dismay of his fellow Smurfs. tongue0024 Free Emoticons   Sticking Out Tongue

3. Le voleur de Schtroumpfs (Smurfs episode #4)
This one features the first appearance of Gargamel and Azrael, wherein he captures a Smurf because he needs one to complete a magic spell. The story revolves around the Smurfs trying to rescue this poor kidnappee. Amusing. happy0024 Free Emoticons   Happy

In interesting to note that, due to the fact that the stories were originally published over the years, and not at all at the same time, the art varies from one story to the next. It’s all quite good, actually, but the Smurfs become more defined with time – and soon look more like the way that we know them now.

All in all, it’s quite an enjoyable book – even for first-timers. But, for nostalgia buffs, it’s an excellent trip through time that has lost none of its freshness. happy0027 Free Emoticons   Happy

Defending Your Life


Synopsis: The First True Story Of What Happens After You Die

Daniel Miller was tooling along a Los Angeles street, listening to Something’s Coming when something came – a bus. One head-on crash later, Daniel wakes up deceased. And his troubles are just beginning.

Double Academy Award® winner Meryl Streep joins writer/director/star Albert Brooks (The Muse, Lost in America, Mother) for a witty peek at the afterlife, where you can eat all you want and not gain an ounce. But there’s a catch: you’re saddled with Defending Your Life. If you can’t make a case for having lived a full and fearless one, you must go back to Earth and try again. Daniel’s life was far from fearless. But after he meets the remarkable Julia (Streep), he’s determined not to go back. Yes, there is a laugh after death!
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Defending Your Life 8.0

“Over the course of the following four days, I will attempt to show that Daniel Miller, while he’s a quality human being, is still held back by the fears that plague him lifetime after lifetime. I believe that I can show, without a shadow of a doubt, that he must once again be returned to Earth to work on his problem.”

What if you had to defend your life based on a few key moments that defined it? What if the purpose of the proceedings is deciding whether or not you have been acting out of fear, not for your or anyone else’s best interest? And what if this decided whether you could be trusted the universe’s best interests? shock

That is the basic premise behind Albert Brooks’ existential romantic dramedy.

I was surprised with my rather positive reaction to ‘Defending Your Life’ upon this second viewing, because I had found it only passable the first time around. Has it grown on me? Have I grown since I saw it? Or was I simply in the right mood for it? Either way, I enjoyed pretty much all of this film. happy0024 Free Emoticons   Happy

Our story begins with our protagonist, Daniel Miller, driving around in the new car he just picked up and dying in a head-on collision with a bus. On his birthday, no less. tongue0024 Free Emoticons   Sticking Out Tongue He regains sluggish consciousness (in a scene somewhat reminiscent of the opening of ‘Sleeper’) in Judgment City, a stopover area in the afterlife where souls go through triage to the next level or back to earth.

Daniel Miller: “Is this Heaven?”
Bob Diamond: “No, it isn’t Heaven.”
Daniel Miller: “Is it Hell?”
Bob Diamond: “Nope, it isn’t Hell either. Actually, there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.”

The next level is never shown to us, but we are told that people who pass on to the next level use a substantially larger part of their brain capacity than human beings (or “little brains”, as they are called amongst the enlightened) do: their capacity rises from 3-5% to approximately 50%, give or take a few billion neurons. This greater intelligence comes at a price, however: frequent condescending remarks to ‘little brains’, such as “you wouldn’t understand”.

Daniel Miller: “Where were you? I’m just curious.”
Bob Diamond: “I’d tell you, but you wouldn’t understand.”
Daniel Miller: “Don’t treat me like a moron. Try me.”
Bob Diamond: “I was trapped near the inner circle of fault.”
Daniel Miller: “I don’t understand.”
Bob Diamond: “I told you…”

Strangely, their intelligence isn’t always that self-evident. In fact, Miller’s defender, Bob Diamond, is likely the worst of the lot, coming up with the worst examples and arguments to defend his client. He likes to boast a brain capacity of 48%, but I surmise that I’ve seen smarter, sharper ‘little brains’ in action. And, trust me: I’m most definitely a ‘little brain’ – so I should know. Heck, even I could do better than this guy. Or I’d like to think so, anyway. winking0002 Free Emoticons   Winking

Still, he resumes the basic existentialist principles of ‘Defending Your Life’ very well:

Bob Diamond: “Being from Earth, as you are, and using as little of your brain as you do, your life has pretty much been devoted to dealing with fear.”
Daniel Miller: “It has?”
Bob Diamond: “Well everybody on Earth deals with fear – that’s what little brains do. Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything – real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can’t get through that fog. But you lift it, and buddy, you’re in for the ride of your life.”
Daniel Miller: “God… my three percent is swimming.”

Rip Torn did a great job of playing Diamond. He turned him into a haughty, somewhat sleazy, character that one would have a difficult time entrusting full confidence in. Miller does anyway because he has no other recourse, but his nervousness is justified. I couldn’t help but feel that Diamond would have been perfect for Billy Crystal’s particular delivery, and he would have made for a fine addition to this cast. However, he wouldn’t have had the ruggedness that Torn brought to the part.

Diamond’s counterpoint, Lena Foster, is charged with proving that Miller is not fit to move to the next level, that he has failed time and again at overcoming his fears. She is played adeptly by Lee Grant, who imbued her with a no-nonsense attitude and professionalism that suggested competence. I hate to have to say this, but, unfortunately, I was extremely distracted by Lee Grant’s face; it looked to me as though she’s had one too many visits at the plastic surgeon and it was… um.. creepy. It didn’t detract from her performance, but… it kept my mind off track.  indifferent0004 Free Emoticons   Indifferent

Meanwhile, Meryl Streep was in that mode of hers that annoys me – the one that leaves me cold about her even though I know that she’s a tremendous actress, and even though I have enjoyed many of her performances in the past. In ‘Defending Your Life’, she appears kind of flaky or new age-y for whatever reason, as though she had a drink too many of the Shirley MacLaine Kool-Aid. It makes me want to shake that distracted bubbleheadedness out of her. And every time she smiles, it looks like her head will crack – as though it’s painful or an alien behaviour. So weird. confused

Albert Brooks is quite good, though. He plays straight much of time, as he tends to do, but makes observations that are amusing or poses thought-provoking questions in our place. There was a quality to him in this picture that was also peculiar, however, and it’s that he consistently looked like a beat-up puppy dog; sadness is etched in his face almost all the time. I don’t know if this was intentional or if it’s just that life’s had a dramatic impact on Brooks, but I couldn’t help but wonder about this. It didn’t make him less funny, mind you, but it did divert my attention slightly.

As is typical of Brooks’ films, it’s all in the dialogue (and the delivery, obviously – but the script is the key thing). It is no different in ‘Defending Your Life’, except that there are some inspired moments that would be difficult to replicate on the stage, such as the Past Lives Pavilion segment, wherein souls can go see which lives they had inhabited in previous incarnations. There are also some situational humour, such being able to eat all that they want because they don’t inhabit bodies:

Julia: “The best hot dogs in Judgement City are supposed to be over by the Hall of Records.”
Daniel Miller: “You really love this eating thing, don’t you?”
Julia: “To be able to eat as much as you want, never gain an ounce and feel great. Please.”

Strangely enough, despite being freed from the confines of their mortal coils, all of them need sleep (um… really? why? confused). Discrepant as this is, however, it wasn’t a deterrent to my enjoyment of the film; it could be casually ignored seeing as nothing in the film hinged on this detail.

Another problem is the proceedings themselves, wherein we revisit Miller’s life in short clips. These clips aren’t all that engaging. I actually liked them this time around, but I recall finding them lacklustre when I first saw it – something which was echoed by a friend I watched it with (he was seeing it for the first time, so perhaps that’s a natural initial impression).

Having said this, the key -and only- downer in ‘Defending Your Life’ was the Hollywood ending. It’s not as bad as they come, and it avoided some of the expected clichés, but this picture deserved better – it’s as if the ending was tacked on, as though someone decided that it wouldn’t do to have a more realistic ending.

So they gave us fluff. mad0071 Free Emoticons   Anger

If anything, ‘Defending Your Life’ should have left us with something to think about. It should have been touching and thought-provoking at once. To leave us with ill-conceived romantic vacuity deflated its potential as post-viewing discussion fodder. Where a film like ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ makes you wonder what you would do given similar circumstances, implanting the question “What if?” in one’s head, ‘Defending Your Life’ inspires only a tepid “That’s it?”. indifferent0004 Free Emoticons   Indifferent

*My alternate ending*

I’m not saying that this would be the perfect ending, but I would have been more satisfied if Miller failed but got some sort of minor reprieve. Perhaps he would finally find a way to express himself to Julia without being hampered by his various worries/concerns/fears and this would suggest that he is actually progressing. Perhaps he would need to be tested further, given another chance instead of being shipped back to earth.

I can see him and Julia meet up after their respective hearings, having to face the fact they will be pulled apart, going in different directions. Miller would express his disappointment and, in doing so, also explain why: because he cannot bear to be parted from her, and that she is too special to forget (when they go back to Earth, these souls start over from scratch – hence the past lives).

Unbeknownst to him, the people who reviewed his case have continued monitoring him, and agree that this moment shows a possible breakthrough for him, that his earnestness has taken him beyond the boundaries of his fears. They decide to allow him some extra time to prove himself, time that will prevent him from going back to Earth and starting all over again.

Meanwhile, Julia, ever the optimist, would eagerly offer Miller a vision of them reuniting soon – that she’d been told that time doesn’t have the same meaning in the afterlife. Miller would feel reassured by this, understanding that no matter what happens, they will be see each other soon enough. He now accepts the outcome, knowing full well that he is the architect of his fate, tapping into all the love that he has for this other person. As they say their farewells, the final shot would a close-up of Miller’s face, content and reassured.

With an ending along those lines, we wouldn’t feel ripped off, because we would know something that he doesn’t: he got a reprieve. But we would also be privy to a change in the man, a progression that is essential to the message of the film, which is that one has to get beyond one’s fears to succeed in this life. And we also wouldn’t feel pandered to with a crummy, contrived ending that feels as fake as it is flawed. To me, this would have been much more uplifting. happy0024 Free Emoticons   Happy

*My alternate ending*

Still, all reservations aside, I quite like where ‘Defending Your Life’ was going. I have tried to get beyond my deepest fears myself, instead of being ruled by them, and I wonder if I would pass the test, if my failures would pale in comparison to my successes. I think that ‘Defending Your Life’ brings such thoughts to the fore with enough humour to lighten the load, but with plenty to challenge our little brains. love0010 Free Emoticons   Love

My verdict: the film offers a strong defence and solid counter-arguments and, ultimately, is not to blame for its relatively minor shortcomings. happy0027 Free Emoticons   Happy

Amazon Women on the Moon


Synopsis: Acclaimed director John Landis (Animal House, The Blues Brothers) presents this madcap send-up of late-night TV, low-budget sci-fi films and canned-laughter-filled sitcoms packed with off-the-wall sketches that will have you in stitches. Centered around a television station which features a 1950s style sci-fi movie interspersed with a series of wild commercials, wacky shorts and weird specials, this lampoon of contemporary life and pop culture skewers some of the silliest spectacles ever created in the name of entertainment. A truly outrageous look at the best of the worst that television has to offer.
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Amazon Women on the Moon 7.0

For years I’ve been hearing about ‘Amazon Women on the Moon’. I had no idea what it was, or what it was about, but the title was enough to tune out: not only did it sound discrepant (Amazons/Moon), but it gave the impression of a low-budget piece of crap that would typically be made fun of on ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000′ – but, without the MST3K crew, to me, it’s a moot point. rolleye0015 Free Emoticons   Rolling Eyes

And yet the reference kept coming at me time and again, dropped into comments and reviews I read, slowly stimulating my curiosity.

When I stumbled upon the Special Edition DVD in a second hand store the other day, I knew that this curiosity needed to be satisfied finally. After ensuring that it was the best version currently available (because, if I’m going to explore a film, I want to get be able to do this as thoroughly as possible), I picked it up – and made a point of watching it as soon as I could. winking0002 Free Emoticons   Winking

What I discovered was that this film is not too far removed from the concept behind ‘The Kentucky Fried Movie’ – which is hardly surprising seeing as John Landis was involved with both. ‘Amazon Women…’ is a better movie than the latter, structurally, but it’s not as funny overall – there are far too many lame bits and the gags are often spread out. It sure would make for a super fun double-feature, though. jumping0050 Free Emoticons   Jumping

‘Amazon Women on the Moon’ is like watching late-night television with someone who is a compulsive channel-changer: we get commercials, bits of shows, of old movies, …etc. And it’s a gas. In fact, I wish that there more films such as this one, because I love the activity of channel surfing, but I hate the content and the random results one gets. In a controlled, satirical context such as this one, I couldn’t be happier. love0010 Free Emoticons   Love

Due to the nature of this project, various people wrote and directed the many segments, giving all of them different styles and comedic touches. Writers Michael Barrie and Jim Muholland both had extensive late night television credits, so they likely had a good sense of what they were exploring. And, between directors Joe Dante (‘Rock ‘n’ Roll High School’, ‘Gremlins’, ‘Police Squad’), John Landis (‘Animal House’, ‘The Blues Brothers’, ‘Trading Places’), Carl Gottlieb (‘George Burns Comedy Week’, ‘Steve Martin Live’, ‘Paul Reiser Out on a Whim’), Robert K. Weiss (‘The Compleat Al’, ‘Police Squad’, ‘The Kentucky Fried Movie’) and Peter Horton (um.. nothing), the film had great comedy roots. happy0021 Free Emoticons   Happy

I would have to say that much (but not all) of the humour is likely too corny for most people – including myself, actually. However, it never ventures into Mel Brooks territory, which, no matter how hard I try, I simply cannot bear. sick0002 Free Sick Emoticons There are some silly, but inspired, bits along the way however, such as the parodies of Ripley’s Believe it or Not!, Penthouse Playmates, the centrepiece ‘Amazon Women on the Moon’ (which is replete with damaged footage and interruptions due to technical difficulties! tongue0024 Free Emoticons   Sticking Out Tongue), and the many commercials and news segments peppering the film.

There are a number of intriguing cameos from the likes of Rosanna Arquette, Paul Bartel, Ed Begley, Jr., Andrew Dice Clay, Griffin Dunne, Carrie Fisher, Steve Guttenberg, Arsenio Hall, B.B. King, Russ Meyer, Joe Pantoliano, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kelly Preston, Henry Silva and so many others, but I was surprised to find that the most famous of the bunch were usually in the least successful segments (the Griffin Dunne/Peter Horton/Michelle Pfeiffer one, in particular, is especially painful to watch sad0133 Free Sad Emoticons). Still, it adds a certain charm and factuality to what is essentially a pop culture pastiche – even if it is satirical. happy0024 Free Emoticons   Happy

Ultimately, ‘Amazon Women on the Moon’ is mostly enjoyable for its concept, and as a late-night time-killer. It would make for the perfect background filler while visiting with guests – sort of like when you have people over to watch TV and socializing is actually the reason you get together, not what’s on the tube. I appreciate it for its uniqueness and for what it manages to be, even if the humour isn’t nearly as successful as it could have been.

As far as I’m concerned, there are very few ‘Amazon Women on the Moon’ so I think that one should try to make the most of it and enjoy them, despite their imperfections. happy0027 Free Emoticons   Happy

La Guerre des 7 fontaines


La Guerre des 7 fontaines, by Peyo 7.0

This Johan et Pirlouit adventure features the second appearance by the Smurfs. The tale was published in segments in Spirou magazine and compiled here for the book. Amazingly, the collected works flow exceptionally well – no doubt that Peyo had the whole script on paper well in advance and simply followed the blueprint. happy0024 Free Emoticons   Happy

In this book, Johan et Pirlouit go through a deserted kingdom and find a deserted a castle that is hiding the ghost of the former king. The ghost is anchored to earth until a witches’ spell is broken, so the duo try to help him right a wrong he did over a century ago in order for him to be freed. Then all heck breaks loose.

The Smurfs are only featured in a short sequence and have but a minor role to play so, while it’s essential reading for completists, it doesn’t offer anything of any true value; this book could be ignored altogether and it wouldn’t change anything in one’s understanding of the Smurfs.

And, frankly, that would have been fine by me. indifferent0004 Free Emoticons   Indifferent

While the art is quite good, as is always the case with Peyo, the story was nothing extraordinary. In fact, to me, it was fluff – more substantial than a Scooby-Doo mystery, but hardly noteworthy. And our two leads? They are still (respectively) as boring and annoying as ever; they are hardly compelling characters. confused

So I would simply advise giving this 10th book in the series a miss unless one is a fan of the duo and their adventures. As for me, I highly doubt that I will ever go back for seconds. I don’t even think that I will ever read another of their books – they’re well-made, but they simply don’t grab me. indifferent0004 Free Emoticons   Indifferent

Kevin Smith: Too Fat for 40!


Synopsis: Poking fun at his much-publicized brouhaha with Southwest Airlines, writer, director, actor and ardent podcaster Kevin Smith declares himself too fat for his 40th birthday in a hilarious show before his rabidly loyal fans. Filmed at the Count Basie Theater in Smith’s hometown of Red Bank, New Jersey, this two-hour comedy special spotlights not only Smith’s self-deprecating sense of humor, but also his fondness (and true gift) for spinning a good yarn. Tracking the turbulent year in his life in which he was tossed from the sky, Smith makes with the funny but still manages to ask the hard questions – like “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout Willis”
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Kevin Smith: Too Fat for 40! 7.0

I’ve long been a fan of Kevin Smith – not just his movies, but also of the man himself. I’ve found him congenial, naturally funny and engaging. I was totally bowled over by his first solo DVD, ‘An Evening With Kevin Smith’, because it was almost four hours long and yet it was so engrossing that you couldn’t NOT watch it in one sitting. love0010 Free Emoticons   Love

So I picked up the next two. And, even though they offered diminishing returns, I remained a fan.

But my faith has now been shaken. sad0038 Free Sad Emoticons

I was given this fourth DVD for my birthday by a buddy of mine and it’s been on our “must watch” list ever since. We finally got to it the other day, having cordoned off a whole afternoon for this sizeable speaking engagement.

It was slightly disappointing because, not only did we discover that Kevin Smith decided to become a stoner at 38, but most of his stories revolved around pot-smoking either directly or indirectly. This is a HUGE change from the Smith we once knew, who once would regale us with everyday things, putting his own particular twist on it all.

Now, we get stoner references. Great. That’s novel. confused

If I had wanted pot humour, I could get it a dime bag a dozen. Let’s face it: since the ’70s, and especially since Cheech and Chong, frat and teen humour has been rife with toke jokes. And it’s not just in low-brow comedies anymore, even the most conventional Hollywood dramas or light comedies bluntly light up from time to time.

It didn’t help that neither of us bounced back from hearing about Smith’s new lifestyle choice: deciding to become a super-regular weedman late in life, when he has a family, and having seen some of his closest friends go down some dark paths due to drugs, isn’t exactly inspiring. In fact, it sounds downright moronic. sad0133 Free Sad Emoticons

It gave both of us the impression that he’s using it as a crutch after being knocked over by a lack of professional success and reduced inspiration. But he should know by now that going chronic is only temporary relief, that it will actually impede both in the long-run – especially at the rate that he seems to be consuming these days. Sigh… mad0071 Free Emoticons   Anger

Anyway, all this to say that Smith hasn’t lost his ability to kill over three hours in one breath, but his focus has dramatically changed; he’s not as sharp as we’re used to seeing him, and his humour has completely gone to pot. So check it out with these factors in mind.

Nota bene: while the DVD boasts “hours of exclusive bonus features”, this is actually a sham. There is 50 minutes of encore Q&As, plus an 8-minute promo. This makes for a few minutes short of an hour and, frankly, I would consider the encore to be part of the show – not a “bonus” feature. indifferent0004 Free Emoticons   Indifferent